THAT OLD MOODY RIVER
1) My life is like driftwood, flowing with the current
Going to a rendezvous with the dark restless sea
My life is like driftwood, how I wish it werent
How I wish that I could somehow learn to swim free
But that old moody river, that moody river
Just carries me, carries me
2) Ive got no direction, and no destination
From the source of my remorse Im trying to flee
Ive got no connections, Ive got no relations
Like Huck Finn but without Jim for company
But that old moody river, that moody river
Just carries me, carries me
I wake up on a bright new morning
And wonder where Im gonna sleep tonight
Try as I might this old worlds ignoring
My every attempt to set it right
3) I feel like some flotsam, or is it some jetsam
I wont dispute I need some roots like a regular tree
Since I havent got some, its time that I get some
Time to put an end to living solitary
But that old moody river, that moody river
Just carries me, carries me
That old moody river
It just carries me
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ONE TOUGH BROAD
1) Try and break my heart, I dare you to try
Cause when the heartaches start, itll be you not I
Whose heart will break in two
Im telling you itll feel just like
Its been chainsawed
But Ill just think its funny
Cause honey, I am one tough broad
2) I admit I fell, in love once way back when
But it will freeze in hell, before it happens to me again
Am I playing hard to get
Am I some coquette whose hearts so cold
It couldnt be thawed
I tell you yes indeedy
Sweety, I am one tough broad
Waiting, waiting, for a man I can respect
Waiting waiting
For a man whos more than muscle
A guy like Bertrand Russell
Who flexes his intellect
3) I smile and I nod, as you bore me with your tales
Beneath this sweet facade, is a woman tough as nails
I look gentle as a lamb
Inside I am so dangerous
I should be outlawed
I wont try to decieve you
Believe you me Im one tough broad
No need to applaud, honey I am one tough broad
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NICE GUYS
1) Nice Guys, always there when you need us
Always ready to lend you a shoulder to cry on
Nice Guys always go where you lead us
Not at all like the men who you have your eye on
Were so undemanding
So unfailingly polite
But I know that just makes us seem weak
Were so understanding
That when we say goodnight
The best we can hope for is a peck on the cheek, oh
Nice Guys, always at your beck and call
We forgive the transgressions of the past
Nice guys, Ive learned, if we finish at all, finish last
2) Nice guys, always there to console you
When youre feeling so lonely, when lovers reject you
Nice guys, although we long to hold you
We wont take advantage because we respect you
Its something were used to
Still we dream about your kiss
Seems our love lives have always been cursed
We aim to seduce you
But somehow we always miss
Until some other guy is there to get to you first, oh
Nice guys know that all those other males
Have us so completely outclassed
Its the law of the jungle, the aggressor prevails
If the race is to the swift then we are just like snails
Nice guys expect it and it never fails we finish last
Finish last
Nice guys always finish last
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LET'S BE BEAT
Let's be beat, Lets be-bop down that crazy street
Wearing black all day from our beret
Down to our sandalled feet
2) Lets be beat, lets show that cools not obsolete
Well masquerade behind our shades
Dig on each cat we meet
Lets make it down to the village
If you will a jumpin bongo beat will wreck your brain, drive you insane
Hes playing crazy, cool and dizzy
Wonder is he from the Congo
Out of his gone mind or on Cloud 9
3) Lets be beat, without a groove life is incomplete
We will be real gone from dusk to dawn
Acting somewhat indiscrete
4) Lets be beat, lets congregate with the hip elite
Hey daddy-o at my pad you know
We can groove on something sweet
Lets hang around in the village
Up until that crazy sunrise burns into our brain, like Monk and Trane
We will be joking well be jiving
Well be thriving on the rhythms
Of the the paperboys and the traffic noise
5) Lets be beat, we can be so cool despite the heat
Like smoke some tea, dig poetry
In a dark basement retreat
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SOUTH PACIFIC TOUR
Rest and recreation are what we seek,
Our spirits to restore
Lets take our next vacation, all two weeks,
On a South Pacific Tour
Soon we will be stopping at ports of call
A half a world away
Lets do some island hopping after all,
Its a small world so they say
1) Ill sip martinis on Bikini, hug my sweetie on Tahiti
Stay an hour on Tarawa, fly to old Brunei
Share a snack on Sarawak, then feast some more on East Timor
Well linger longer out on Tonga, take another look at Cook
2) If its barren on Pitcairn, and so hot ya hate Sumatra
Feel the breeze stir out on Easter, take a nap on Yap
If the Marshalls youre not partial, Indonesias sure to please ya
Well look for lava east of Java, take a little break on Wake
Oh those swaying palms, its nice and warm
When youre in my arms, we can weather any tropical storm
3) If Australia seems to fail ya, then Tasmaniall entertain ya
Singapore well swing ashore, cruise on to old Luzon
If Malaysia dont amaze ya, to Caledonia Ill chaperone ya
Well have chow on Mindanao, lie neath a shady palm onGuam
Oh those swaying palms, its nice and warm
When youre in my arms, we can weather any tropical storm
Now our trip is ended, what fun weve shared
What wondrous sights weve seen
Our ragged nerves have mended, were now prepared
To resume our old routine
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THE NEW FRONTIER
1) They say, the world out there is changing
The familiar getting stranger every day
Out there there is no status quo
And no one cares much if you go astray
Here in this town Im in
They warmly smile and welcome you
As long as you think like they do, youre just like kin
But if youre somewhat color blind
Or if youve got an open mind or a darker skin
Its like youre a prisoner here far from the new frontier
2) They say, a bright new sun is rising
Just beyond that dim horizon far away
A new day has already dawned
A brilliant sunrise just beyond the gray
I hear a distant call
While here they watch you like a hawk
Especially if you dont talk with a Southern drawl
I wish that I could break the rules
But Im teaching in their goddamn schools, after all
I wish I could disappear off to that new frontier
3) They say, in peace well live together
Even birds not of a feather one fine day
And someday, maybe even soon
A man will walk on that cold moon so far away
you know Im longing still
For the day I leave this town behind
To find a shining city on a distant hill
But its not there on any map
It might be found I fear perhaps it never will
But still Ill search far and near across the new frontier
FIRST KISS
1) First kiss, I never expected such bliss
That Id be affected like this
Oh I wish this could last forever
2) First time, I guess that this now means that Im
Ready to enter my prime
Its sublime, well be together
I thought that kissing would have to be taught
They told me that romance was frought with danger
Now I know, its something that you just let flow
And now that Ive learned to let go
Youre no longer a stranger
3) First kiss, what a metamorphosis
Ive come out of my chrysalis, spread my wings
Now I know all the wonderful things that first kiss brings
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NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY
1) Let people tease so let them taunt
We'll still do anything we want
Though we're not quite the norm, we'll weather the storm some way
I have been lonely and lovelorn
Since before you're even born
Now that you are post-natal, I'm robbing the cradle today
No matter what people say
What difference does a few years make
Just candles on some birthday cake
So let's live it up on spring break
And I won't run for cover
When they think I'm your mother
2) The things they say behind my back, say I'm a pedophiliac
Though I'm nearly senescent and you're adolescent, okay
I'm glad I felt the beauty of, this yuppy meets her puppy love
Though we're scoffed and guffawed, like Harold and Maude we'll stay
No matter what people say
What difference does a few years make
Just candles on some birthday cake
Who cares if your ID is fake
I won't be broken hearted
Every time you get carded
3) The reason they won't let us be, I'm sure it's only jealousy
So keep fanning the ember, from May to December to May
No matter what people say, no matter what people say
No matter what , what difference does a few years make?
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YOU CAN'T OUTRUN THE PAST
1) I thought when I went and changed my name
I thought when I dyed my hair
I thought that the different girl I became
Would find some peace out in the world somewhere
2) I thought I could try and cheat my fate
I thought luck would intervene
I thought that if I just wiped the slate
But try and try I just cant wipe it clean
Just when I thought I got away at last
With troubles all behind but they are gaining fast
I feel Ive been forsaken, How I wish I was mistaken
But Ill soon be overtaken, you cant outrun the past
3) I thought if I went from coast to coast, I thought I could get away
Its now evident that like a ghost
My past will haunt me til my dying day
4) Why am I hounded day and night, when did I lose control
I am surrounded and must take flight
But where can I run except to the South Pole
How did I ever come to be an outcast
Now I am hunted, haunted and harrassed
It sounds like I am ranting, but Ive run so long Im panting
So reluctantly Im granting you cant outrun the past
5)Oh why cant the bygones be bygone, why wont they melt away
Way back when I chose this path Im on
I somehow knew that it would end this way
Like when an early Spring has been forecast
And then winter hits us with an icy blast
So even if youre clever, it wont matter whatsoever
Cause despite your best endeavor you cant outrun the past
It sounds like I am ranting, but Ive run so long Im panting
So reluctantly Im granting you cant outrun the past
I feel Ive been forsaken, how I wish I was mistaken
But Ill soon be overtaken, you cant outrun the past
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THE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO
1) Theres a mango tree in a little town
Theres a town down by a bay
Theres a bay way out on a jungle island
Somewhere far away
This lush and tropic paradise I saw in a magazine
And I think it would be so nice if I were in that scene
But you know that our fantasies so rarely do come true
If I could fly off on the breeze
Id do the things I want to do
La la la la la the things you want to do (2)
2) Theres a sandpiper piping in the sand
The sand is warm neath my feet
My feet go walking down to the water
To cool the mid-day heat
I watch him playing with the waves, oh what a life of ease
If I were him I would behave exactly as I please
Since that was not my destiny I cannot follow through
Maybe someday Ill be free
To do the things I want to do
La la la la la the things you want to do (2)
3) Not too far from that tranquil bay
Theres a cozy little hut
The people in it like to laugh and play
And to drink from the coconut
So what if they dont have a dime, the sunsets always free
They live one day at a time in their hide-away by the sea
I see it clearly in my mind, that hut of mud and bamboo
If we could leave our past behind
Wed do the things we want to do
La la la la la the things you want to do (4)
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LOUNGE SINGER
1) Ill cry when I am happy, Ill smile when I am blue
Ill be sexy, Ill be sappy, that is what Im paid to do
I look around and see
Youre bleary eyes are all watching me
2) Id say that maybe you drank a bit too much my tipsy friend
Should I sing that thing from Casablanca
One more time well play it again
I look around and see
Youre all just as lonely as me
Do these sad old ballads haunt you?
Ive got you just where I want you
Drink up those pretty love potions before you hear the last call
Mixed drinks with mixed emotions is one sure way to fall
3) You think one drink and you know me, you think Im singing to you
You say youve something to show me, after the last show is through
Is that a wedding ring on your finger?
Wheres your wife,Why didnt you bring her?
And me Im just a lonely lounge singer
Waiting for the show to start
And Ive got every key to your heart
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THE ROCKIN' CALYPSO
1) Heres a dance that people like to do today
To the kind of music musicians like to play
It will put a smile on your lips, I know
Make you want to swivel your hips just so
To the rhythm of the Rockin Calypso
Its the biggest thing since JFK
Everybody dancing with their hula hoop
By ones or twos or in a group
There was even an entire Girl scout troop,
With their yo-yos doin the Loop de Loop
2) When the people heard it first they got a thrill
And they soon found out that their feet could not stand still
They forgot all about the atomic bomb
And that trouble over in Viet-Nam
Or who they should ask to the senior prom
Or whether they should take The Pill
Everybody dance from Tonga to Tibet,
Dick and Liz and Frankie and Annette
Every one of the Dionne Quintuplets
Danced around like they were Ann Margaret
3) When the Kennedys get bored with Camelot
They invite their enemies out on their yacht
They come from Havana, Peking and Moscow
And they dance until homeward come all the cow
Everyone having fun except Chairman Mao
Who says it was a yankee plot
Everybody dance from dawn till day is done,
Even congressmen in Washington
Lawrence Welk plays his accordion,
Cassius Clay dance with the Singing Nun
4) Way up north this dance has been the craze all year
And we guess its time for the next fad to appear
What they do up North we will imitate
And because we live in a backward state
We will always strive to be up to date
Since were out of time well end right here
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EZEKIEL'S WHEEL
Keep your eye on that bright firmament, look out for that falling star
Knowing that your stay on Earth's not permanent
Still you'd rather stay where you are
Are those moonbeams tickling your window, do you hear the wind in the trees
If this was a game you'd play on your Nintendo
You'd shoot down all those little ET's
You are alone, and the great unknown slithers like a snake in the field
I bet you wish that you were only dreaming
But your dreams were never this unreal, it's Ezekiel's Wheel
Lookout there's a signpost up ahead, is this just another nightmare
Maybe you should try to hide beneath the bed
Maybe they won't look for you there
Lookout it's another midnight mystery rapping at your chamber door
It feels like you've just run the course of human history
Your heart couldn't pound any more
You are alone, and the great unknown opens like the Seventh Seal
I bet you wish that you were only dreaming
But your dreams are never this unreal, it's Ezekiel's Wheel
You're lying on the table, you'd move but you're not able
They contemplate your navel with their owlish eyes a-gleaming
Lookout is it you that's screaming, "please let's make a deal"
I bet you wish that you were only dreaming
But your dreams are never this unreal
It's Ezekiel's Wheel, it's Ezekiel's Wheel
It's Ezekiel's Wheel, it's Ezekiel's Wheel
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LOVE AND ROMANCE GAME
1) Once I was the victim of the widely approved dictum
That the heart should rule the mind
Love is caring, love is giving, love is sharing and forgiving,
Never mind that love is blind
But after taking chances on innumerable romances
That have ended up the same
No more sobbing no more pining, I am finally resigning
From the love and romance game
2) Now I won't be jealous when I see those handsome fellas
Pickin up on other dames
I won't fly into a tizzy when I see some dumb and dizzy blonde
Who's got no sense of shame
Cuddle up and almost lie on the same guy I've got my eye on
Then proceed to kiss and sigh [sigh]
Now that's the very sort of scene
That makes someone's aorta seem to shrivel up and die
3) Now I won't be troubled by those men who are the double
Of those men who trouble me
For I've always been attracted to the guys who've always acted
Like the guys I shouldn't see
I suppose it's self-defeating to be endlessly repeating my behavior,
That's common sense
Their resemblance to my father really wasn't worth the bother,
It was just coincidence
4) Now I won't be anxious, feeling like my heart just sank,
Just like it did those other times
As I nervously awaited, all made up with breath so bated,
For the sound of front door chimes [bing bong]
Was he fashionably late, or did he have another date,
Or did he crash on his way here
I'd never really know what made him never really show
But then he never really did appear
5) Now I won't be taking pills for sleeping, pills for waking,
Pills to get me through the day
Now I won't rely on cigarettes and getting high
On every drug that comes my way
I won't have to be resorting to the popping, shooting, snorting
To obliterate the past
Running in a vicious circle hoping vainly the next jerk'll
Work out better than the last
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MY SECRET PLACE
1) There is a place that you'll never find and
I know the way but I'll never tell
Am I being selfish or unkind if
I want to keep it all to myself
A little piece of the Garden of Eden
before Eve and Adams' fall from grace
I know that I can find all I need in my secreplace
2) Is it over the next hill, just past the next town
Just 'round the corner of your eye?
Is it the fork in the road that you never went down
The piece of the map that has been torn away?
When I go there I always know there
I'll be lost to time and space
Just the other side of somewhere it's my secret place
Sometimes I wish I could linger there forever
Content as a cat napping in the sun
But my ties to the world are too strong to sever
And there is too much work to be done
3) So please never ask me for directions,
I'll never say if it's far or near
It's not that this place needs my protection
It's just that you can't get there from here
When there are no more songs for this singer
When I'm finally in the earth's embrace
I hope a part of me will still linger in my secret place
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PERFECT HOLLYWOOD ROMANCE
1) I met him on the freeway
When my car broke down he stopped and offered his assistance
He was handsome in a roguish way
He was from out of town, not afraid to go the distance
When the tow truck came he took me out for coffee
When he spoke my name, my heart just skipped a beat
Could this be my big chance
To find a perfect Hollywood romance
2) He told me he was working
For the FBI, tracking down a serial killer
How intriguing, with danger lurking
I remarked I read the occasional crime thriller
So we ended up walking on the beach at sunset
Where he interrupted our laughter with a kiss
Charmed right of my pants
By my first perfect Hollywood romance
The next few days whirled by
In a cinematic montage of romantic scenes
A love struck girl and guy
Exactly like a classic film of David Lean's
The one thing lacking was
No one could see us up there on the silver screen, or on video
3) It turned out he was really
Just an unemployed insurance salesman from the midwest
He had run off from his family
And came to L.A. to escape a charge of incest
When we said goodby, as they led him off to prison
I told him that I had nothing to regret
Despite the circumstance
He was my almost perfect Hollywood romance
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VAMPIRE
You wake up with the sunset
Your lips are stained with scarlet
I ache with icy fear, and yet it seems so right
Have I found love at long last
My heart is cut like broken glass
I'll die unless the pain will pass by morning light
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Your tears are only water, your breath is hot with hunger
Your touch is like the wind upon the snow
Will it heal me or consume me I don't know
I love your angel's face, but even more
I love your devil's soul
The darkness suits your spider's touch
The shadows hide a bit too much
The starkness of the scene is such a tempting sight
This time it's really ecstasy
It seems like you will die with me
Your crime is that you can not see beyond the night
You wake up with the sunset
Your lips are stained with scarlet
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DOING THE BEST I CAN
copyright 1993 Michael Cohen
I'm doing the best I can so please show some forebearance
I'm only an also-ran with alcoholic parents
I don't expect more than neglect that is my lifelong tendency
I wouldn't mind if I could find a little co-dependancy
My ambitions are not so grand
And I'm doing the best I can
I'm doing the best I can with what courage I can muster
My castles are made of sand my bravery only bluster
But I contend I can transcend my natural limitations
And if not, at least I've got a talent for imitations
I'm out of the frying pan
and I'm doing the best I can
I'm doing the best I can under adverswe circumstances
I'm taking my life in hand and taking little chances
The books I read say don't conceed and you'll attain each pinacle
But nagging doubts all loudly shout that I should remain cynical
I'm pursuing a long range plan
And I'm doing the best I can
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I WISH I KNEW
I thought I knew you, 'till I saw the moonlight in your hair
He stood close to you, you didn't know that I was there
I wish I knew the rules that people play by
I wish I knew how to get by day by day
I wish I knew how to make a lover stay by faithfully
What I wouldn't do
For some old fashioned heart and soul monogamy
Have I been foolish, have I been walking half-asleep?
I started coolish, now I am in it way too deep
I wish I knew the physics of emotion
I wish I knew the chemistry of what makes feelings flow
I wish I knew why desire and devotion fade mysteriously
What I wouldn't do
For some old fashioned have and hold monogamy
One lover, forever, that would be some endeavor
Trying to live like love birds in a gilded cage
A few years of loving, a few tears on leaving
That's the best we hope for in this day and age
Well, that's the story, well, that's the way it always goes
Please don't feel sorry, I came out smelling like a rose
I wish I knew why it gets so complicated
I wish I knew why I'm left here at the starting gate
I wish I knew why it seems that I am fated to live fancy free
What I wouldn't do
For some old fashioned good as gold monogamy
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UNCLE WALT
I was quite young when I heard the news
T'was the day my childhood died
I was in the school gym, tying my shoes
and I hung my head and cried
1) We cannot fly, we cannot fly, our shadows weigh us down
We're waiting for our prince but "sigh" but he's nowhere to be found
And when we wish upon a star, it always is in vain
With times as bad as times now are , it's time to call his name
He's not dead my children, he'll hear our prayers, amen
The world will be a fantasy
When Uncle Walt comes waltzing back again
2) We whistle while we work but still, the time drags by all day
We build our dreams of brick until the world blows them away
Our streets are full of tramps and yet real ladies are quite rare
When things look grim as grim can get we raise our voice in prayer
He's not dead my children, he's only frozen
The world will be a fantasy
When Uncle Walt comes waltzing back again
3) Like a little boy made of wood, who's swallowed by a whale
We try our best to be truthful and good, but it seems most times we fail
When all of our Tomorrowlands seem never meant to be
When life's not going as we planned let us join the jamboree
He's not dead my children, so sing no requiem
The world will be a fantasy
When Uncle Walt comes waltzing back again
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ALMOST
1)Your eyes arent quite the right shade of brown
But theyll do late at night when the lights are turned down
Your hair is all wrong several inches too long
And parted on the wrong side
Your face is too lined, your voice is too deep
But with enough wine and half asleep
I could be satisfied
Those are almost the words that he used to say
Hed reach out and touch me in almost that way
And when Im almost certain that I want you to stay
My heart always calls my bluff
Cause almost isnt enough
2) Youre trying your best, I suppose its unfair
That Im still obsessed with someone whos not there
Your kisses are sweet and when our lips meet
My heartache almost disappears
You hold me too tight when I start to cry
And all through the night it feels as if I
Will never run out of tears
That was almost his smile but it wasnt quite right
That was almost the way he would kiss me goodnight
And Ive almost fallen for you, but not quite
For when it comes to love
Almost isnt enough
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LITTLE PLOWBOY
1)Little plowboy please dont break my heart
Were just about to start when were parted
Little plowboy at the break of day
Why must you go make hay
At crack of dawn you stretch and yawn
And soon youre on your way
2)Little plowboy all I do is wait
Must you stay out so late cultivating
Little plowboy I do love you so
Much more than that cheap hoe
And while you steer your dear John Deere
You reap more than you sow
3)Little plowboy only you know how
To ease my furrowed brow , stop your plowing
Little plowboy amber waves of grain
Can only cause us pain
So come back indoors my heart is yours
How long must we abstain?
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STILL A TEENAGER AT HEART
1)The time of your life was a long time ago
What can I say, time slipped away
With kids, cars and wife and a shortage of dough
And still a big mortgage to pay
And though you were cruelly hurled into the world
So mad and deranged from the start
You know that at the core, forever more
Youre still a teenager at heart, at heart
2) You were so reckless yes you were so brave
You rocked everywhere, you didnt care
Now one hands on your checkbook, one foot in the grave
Youre rocking in your rocking chair
And so, youve safely steered to your silver years
Youre past the most dangerous part
You go, filled with pride, that deep inside
Youre still a teenager at heart, at heart
3)No need to remind you, you act like a kid
Play with your toys, your pride and joys
I know where to find you doing things that you did
With those other middle aged boys
So so, ignore the wife and bet your life
The odds are that wagers not smart
And so, it is your fate, so celebrate
Youre still a teenager at heart, at heart
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MY TURN TO TURN
1) I hear your voice on the telephone wire
A breathless angel with a soul on fire
But you know we crossed the line, the borders were your design
You play with my imagination
You know the buttons, 'cause you pushed them every day
I won't give in to your temptation
Cause it's my turn to turn, my turn to turn
My turn to turn away
2) Cross my heart and hope to survive
But X marks the spot where you buried the knife
I'm wiser than before
I've learned to lock the door
You play with my imagination
You know the buttons, you pushed them every day
I won't give in to your temptation
Cause it's my turn to turn
My turn to turn, my turn to turn away
You say the time is right but then
Youd say black was white if it
Got you through the night but now
Im on to you, and you say
Show some faith in humanity
Your pride is nothing but vanity
Well Ive still got my sanity
No thanks to you, no thanks to you
3)I hear your voice on the telephone wire
A breathless angel with a soul on fire
Some things are hard to learn
Some times we might get burned
Now it's my turn to turn, my turn to turn
My turn to turn away
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BREATHING
1) Heres a little trick that I learned the day I was born
One December morn
Feeling kind of sick since my umbilical cord
Had just been cruelly shorn
So I opened up my little mouth and then
Took in a big gulp of Oxygen
Exhaled all that useless Nitrogen
Then I did the whole routine again and again
Breathing is the only way your body can ever succeed
In cheating death
So just give a little word of thanks when you feel the need
To take another breath
2) Heres a little tale that I heard and couldnt forget
At least not yet
In a little Himalayan vale in far-off Tibet
As high as you can get
There lived a Buddhist monk so jive
That he had his friends bury him alive
But after a month he was revived
And heres what he said when they asked him how he survived
3) Theres a little moral to this song, we hope youll excuse
Our stating our views
We will never quarrel that you have the right to abuse
Your body as you choose
But if, when you walk too fast you pant
Because you smoke, want to quit, but cant
Better listen to the chorus that we chant
Before you need to have a lung transplant
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Queen of the After-Christmas Blues
Ive been lying around
Just staring at empty boxes
Next to a mound
Of toys I cant use
Sadly Ive found
Some relatives like to give socks or shoes
Do you know what I mean
Im the Queen
Of the After-Christmas Blues
With all this great swag
I dont even feel like playing
Its really a drag
Being so hard to amuse
Im so full I could gag
Offer me some pie, Id just refuse
Its a real ugly scene
For the Queen
Of the After-Christmas Blues
The months drag on, oh brother
My eyes begin to glaze
It seems that one way or another
Im going to
Have to wade through
The next three hundred and sixty four days
I feel trapped in my room
I hope that Im not going crazy
This feeling of doom
I cant seem to lose
Surrounded by gloom
Feel that I should take a real long snooze
Maybe by Halloween
Ill have seen a bit of some good news
Til then Ill be what Ive been
Thats the Queen
Of the After-Christmas Blues
WE'RE POOR
Being your age its an awkward stage
Not a little kid, not yet a teen
Still like your toys, too young for boys
Youre stuck in the middle
Youre not big, not little
But somewhere in between
I still feel the need to protect you
From all kinds of dangers and strife
Its my job to guide and direct you
Through the troubled waters of life
Some things I would rather conceal
Some will say that ignorance is bliss
But I know that youre old enough to deal
And thats why Im telling you this
Were poor, we have to count our pennies at the store
I need to find a job somewhere for sure
Until that day, Im sad to say
Were poor, we cant spend like we used to spend before
I worry so, I cant help pace the floor
No ones to blame, were not ashamed
But were poor
We must awake to the truth of the situation
Its a mistake to pretend its not that bad
We need to make do and practise conservation
And not think too much about the things we had
Were poor, I dont want to have to hide it anymore
Its not the kind of thing we can ignore
It hurts me so to tell you no
But were poor
We're poor, Once Mom and Dad would buy me stuff galore
Now it sure seems my future's insecure
It is no joke
We are flat broke
We are poor
MAGIC IS
I bet you could prove mathematically
That Santa couldnt possibly bring
Presents to each boy and girl
Scattered all around the world
He would have to move quite acrobatically
That would be a most unlikely thing
Does it matter that hes fatter than your chimney
Does it matter just how fast a sleigh can go
Let me paraphrase a cricket whos named Jiminy
When he tells you wishing really make it so
Magic is just a state of mind
Dont need wizards for a spell to bind
You can achieve it, if you believe it
And believe me its not hard to find
Magic lurks just around the bend
Magic works It's not just pretend
It comes from nowhere, but it will be there
Right when you need it like a trusted friend
Believe in things beyond your reach
Like starlight in the sky
Believe in things they never teach
Those wondrous things that simply mystify
Magic is just a state of grace
Like a kiss its so commonplace
Dont feel dejected, you are protected
The world holds you there in its embrace
Believe in things that make you strong
Things your heart reveals
Though all the grownups say youre wrong
Trust your heart to tell you what is real
Magic things they are all around
Magic sings though without a sound
Just keep on hopin, with your mind open
And youll find where magic can be found
Cause magic is, magic is, magic is